Sunday, December 18, 2005

GINK GONK: First Reviews From Around The World

Gonk Versus The Hamsters

"In the history of cinema, never has a beast so tawdry and cheap look so magnificently inadequate." - Lyp O. Suction, Warsaw News

"Plastic dinosaurs come to life and almost trigger our imagination." - Bellamy Horsecart, Oxford Student Express Weekly

"Gink Gonk is a film for all generations, except the elderly, middle-aged and children." - Rupert Haemorrage, The Morning Star

"Gink Gonk is terrific fun; especially when the closing titles come up." - Mary Cloptarkinpork, The Vienna Gazette

"Thumbs up when they should really be down, as I have no self-control over my digits, due to a motor-neural complaint!" - Roger Revert, Chicago Tribunal

"Fantastic! The best of the Harry Potter series!" - Akira Tachikawa, Masanori Post

"Nipples have never looked so poignant as they do on Gonk. They will make the stoniest heart weep when the light is finally extinguished from them FOREVER!" - Dolly Langlesticks, Louisiana Weekly

"Gink Gonk is a movie that will be forgotten by millions. It will stand out as a movie that will be the benchmark for movies not to be made. A true classic." - Mukubu Ralu, Mali Post

"The entrance charge was worth every penny of someone elses wallet!" - Jeffery Slumber, Washington Morning Herald

"Don't be fooled, lover boys, that this is a date movie. We were transfixed from beginning to end by Gonk's magnificent nipples. Sir Richard Karlson Ogilvy (RKO) and Andy were brilliant in there control of the mighty 60 foot marionette from within those dark nipples." - Andy Timpy, Fang Burst Magazine

SENSATIONAL! Gink Gonk Is A Box Office Giant!

'Gink Gonk', the tale in which clumsiness kills the beast, has raked in over $1,253 since its premiere in Ulaan Bator, Mongolia! Crowds of 50 have been storming show tents throughout Mongolia and Siberia. There are high hopes that 'Gink Gonk' will also reign supreme in Kashgar and Timbuktu.

I know that all you staunch Gonk fans will be delighted by this news. In fact, talks of a sequel have already started with a lottery winner from Iowa. As you may remember, there was a preliminary poster design for 'Gink Gonk Versus The Cosmic Brain'.

Monday, December 05, 2005

EXCLUSIVE: Photographs From The World Premiere Of Gink Gonk

As many of you already would have heard, the "other" major premiere happening this month is the release of 'Gink Gonk'. While Peter is embroiled in the media frenzy in New York, our crew and performers have been overwhelmed by the crowds and media attention we have received in Ulaan Bator, Mongolia, where 'Gink Gonk' has been released. I know that many of you are desperate to see shots from the premiere, so I am happy to share some with you. It was certainly a bigger event than "that" other bash!

The entertainment was spectacular.

Movie geeks arrive from all corners of Mongolia.

Preparations for the big night.

A local official begins the celebrations by singing a Sinatra number.

The crowds barge in to see the epic.

Major stars in attendence; including an American expat,
working as an English teacher.